Best Dad Jokes Ever in 2022 (USA)

Dads are good at so many things, from teaching you how to ride a bike to showing you how to change a tire, and everything in between. They provide a reassuring hand to hold and a strong shoulder to cry on…all with that special sense of humor known as dad jokes. What’s a dad joke, you ask? It’s that groan-worthy, pun-laden, can’t-help-but-laugh type of humor that dads are best at delivering. Sure, there are mom jokes and jokes for kids, but we just can’t help but laugh at the one-liners from dear old dad.

Put these so-bad-they’re-good best dad jokes of all time to use as Father’s Day captions and put a smile on your old man’s face this year. Of course, if you’d like to take a more sentimental route, we have plenty of meaningful dad quotes to choose from too.

Jokes on Food

Jokes on Food

This are exciting jokes which you can ask to your father

  • Can you grow mango on your head? No
  • How much apple grow on tree? All of them
  • Anything you heard about restaurant on moon? No, because there is not any restaurant present over there
  • can you make your own cheese? Yes it’s pretty simple go to market and buy the cheese so you have make your own cheese
  • What will you do when you suddenly throw food on others? Simple i will through more for more fun
  • Can you laugh at funny foods? Yes
  • Did you think that food will eat us in future? Yes because of inflation
  • Can you grow food on your head? No what silly you are talking about
  • Did you know that food can grow all over world? Haha

Jokes Upon Marriage

Jokes Upon Marriage
  • That girl is pretty looking good? Haha
  • Mom you should beat your dad for watching tv series daily? Yes
  • I went to market and there i find beautiful girl then my wife? Wife slaps
  • My wife try to look beautiful but she isn’t? Father dies
  • I want to roam around but my wife does not allows it? So sad
  • Me and my wife want to watch movie but we can’t because of hactic schedule? So sad

Jokes upon Children

Jokes upon Children
  • Children: Can you play with me? Father: Do you think that i am children.
  • Children: Can you put my shoes on? Father: No it will fit on me.
  • Children: Can i Talk to you later? Father: No call me dad.
  • Kid: Am i fool? Dad: Yes, you are.
  • Kid: I am burger? Dad: Proof, you are burger.

Jokes upon Animal

Jokes upon Animal
  • What do you call an penguin when it does not matter? An irrpenguin
  • My Phone Password is? Your name
  • Do you know any horse that they can run faster than Sloth? Yeah
  • I just watched movie of animal and i saw my friend over there that looks like dog? Ha ha
  • My son looks like dog? Ha ha

Travel Jokes

Travel Jokes
  • Once i visited with my wife we saw a strange thing that we both get trembling with fear
  • Rotation of sun around us will make me happy and keep me up motivated
  • In the middle of ocean I like to die with you
  • Why we don’t visit like marathon place where we can run unlimited time
  • I love to travel with my wife.
  • I like to travel with my family
  • Once we will reach to the moon to see the view of earth
  • In our lifetime we will hike the mountain everest

Jokes upon Older

Jokes upon Older
  • We will die together and will stay over in graveyard
  • We will definitely get rid of my problems in our life
  • We will cross our limits and will meet our president of united states of america
  • We will sleep for 24/7 so we can avoid our old age
  • Our dream will come true that we will loose weight.
  • I hope that we can attain childhood again
  • We hope that we can go for a long drive

Hobby Jokes

  • We started playing indoor games, we want to make thing interesting then we stopped it playing.
  • I want to play with my wife, but instead of playing we broke up.
  • My favorite exercise is to eat more
  • Why my food get me fat because i want to eat but do now want to become fatty

Money Jokes

  • I will donate my all money to poor peoples, rather than giving to my wife
  • I will put my all money in my pocket so nobody can’t snatch from me.
  • I hope that i should win 1million dollar and will donate money in cents.
  • See i look similar to actor leonardo dicaprio.
  • I am richer than bill gates
  • I will retire richer at my old age

Working Jokes

  • I used to work at McDonald and people used to spoil my mood
  • Finally i get my secured job, because nobody want it
  • I am great at working by ignoring all the task and rescheduling again and again for the next time
  • My wife asked who is stupid me or her. Then i replied a girl never marries to a stupid boy

Best Dad Jokes

  • Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
  • What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  • Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
  • How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
  • Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
  • What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
  • What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
  • What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
  • My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…

Funny Dad Jokes

  • Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
  • Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
  • What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
  • What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
  • Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
  • I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  • I want to make a brief joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
  • Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
  • How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.