Dads are good at so many things, from teaching you how to ride a bike to showing you how to change a tire, and everything in between. They provide a reassuring hand to hold and a strong shoulder to cry on…all with that special sense of humor known as dad jokes. What’s a dad joke, you ask? It’s that groan-worthy, pun-laden, can’t-help-but-laugh type of humor that dads are best at delivering. Sure, there are mom jokes and jokes for kids, but we just can’t help but laugh at the one-liners from dear old dad.
Put these so-bad-they’re-good best dad jokes of all time to use as Father’s Day captions and put a smile on your old man’s face this year. Of course, if you’d like to take a more sentimental route, we have plenty of meaningful dad quotes to choose from too.
Jokes on Food
This are exciting jokes which you can ask to your father
- Can you grow mango on your head? No
- How much apple grow on tree? All of them
- Anything you heard about restaurant on moon? No, because there is not any restaurant present over there
- can you make your own cheese? Yes it’s pretty simple go to market and buy the cheese so you have make your own cheese
- What will you do when you suddenly throw food on others? Simple i will through more for more fun
- Can you laugh at funny foods? Yes
- Did you think that food will eat us in future? Yes because of inflation
- Can you grow food on your head? No what silly you are talking about
- Did you know that food can grow all over world? Haha
Jokes Upon Marriage
- That girl is pretty looking good? Haha
- Mom you should beat your dad for watching tv series daily? Yes
- I went to market and there i find beautiful girl then my wife? Wife slaps
- My wife try to look beautiful but she isn’t? Father dies
- I want to roam around but my wife does not allows it? So sad
- Me and my wife want to watch movie but we can’t because of hactic schedule? So sad
Jokes upon Children
- Children: Can you play with me? Father: Do you think that i am children.
- Children: Can you put my shoes on? Father: No it will fit on me.
- Children: Can i Talk to you later? Father: No call me dad.
- Kid: Am i fool? Dad: Yes, you are.
- Kid: I am burger? Dad: Proof, you are burger.
Jokes upon Animal
- What do you call an penguin when it does not matter? An irrpenguin
- My Phone Password is? Your name
- Do you know any horse that they can run faster than Sloth? Yeah
- I just watched movie of animal and i saw my friend over there that looks like dog? Ha ha
- My son looks like dog? Ha ha
Travel Jokes
- Once i visited with my wife we saw a strange thing that we both get trembling with fear
- Rotation of sun around us will make me happy and keep me up motivated
- In the middle of ocean I like to die with you
- Why we don’t visit like marathon place where we can run unlimited time
- I love to travel with my wife.
- I like to travel with my family
- Once we will reach to the moon to see the view of earth
- In our lifetime we will hike the mountain everest
Jokes upon Older
- We will die together and will stay over in graveyard
- We will definitely get rid of my problems in our life
- We will cross our limits and will meet our president of united states of america
- We will sleep for 24/7 so we can avoid our old age
- Our dream will come true that we will loose weight.
- I hope that we can attain childhood again
- We hope that we can go for a long drive
Hobby Jokes
- We started playing indoor games, we want to make thing interesting then we stopped it playing.
- I want to play with my wife, but instead of playing we broke up.
- My favorite exercise is to eat more
- Why my food get me fat because i want to eat but do now want to become fatty
Money Jokes
- I will donate my all money to poor peoples, rather than giving to my wife
- I will put my all money in my pocket so nobody can’t snatch from me.
- I hope that i should win 1million dollar and will donate money in cents.
- See i look similar to actor leonardo dicaprio.
- I am richer than bill gates
- I will retire richer at my old age
Working Jokes
- I used to work at McDonald and people used to spoil my mood
- Finally i get my secured job, because nobody want it
- I am great at working by ignoring all the task and rescheduling again and again for the next time
- My wife asked who is stupid me or her. Then i replied a girl never marries to a stupid boy
Best Dad Jokes
- Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
- What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
- How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
- Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
- What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
- What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
- What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
- My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…
Funny Dad Jokes
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
- Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
- What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
- What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
- Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- I want to make a brief joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
- Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
- How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
